Manny Blacksher
UsWEz stanndinn wutt binn lofftparrtminnt be4 topp torrnofft. Flors? Teh ruf? TheroofTheroofTheroofisonfire! UsWE feln Metonym-appruvd enndiffrennz2 detalz. UsWE lukk truh tahtt flor2selinn wallgapp—seenn billdinngblokk krosswyz2 tahtt stret. Lefftwyz, summ old 4store brikkwallkupp, SummTHEYs fowwnd bukks inn. Fyr’fllass spraenn axxsillerinnt truhitt be4 SummTHEYs goenn hukkinn HappyMeal-syz napallm nad.
Metonym binn takenn mem4 fyrskwodds frumm summ old bukk tahtt wuzz inn publicdomain. No mor <XprivateX>doman. Nu! Emmpruvd! LARGELANGUAGEMODEL Senncheyinnt-Enntinnt MACHINESYSTEMS uz all sorzs. Iff sorzess binn fizzicall, MACHINESYSTEMS locat, notat, upplod, & decreat texxts’r efemmurruss--WhatEvvs! Guddredzr temz binn deployd, mynenn wordiffakks be4 callenn summ fyrdeparrtminnt’dudz. U-RED = ALLGORRITHHMSINN
UsWE binn noenn Fyr’fllass une4mz dezynd kordinn2 hypurrloggikkl jonnruhh-trannzpozisshunn[=<XmisreadingX>-mem]. Tohz sallmanndrz sprayn napphtahllen upp furstflorlobbe stayrz binn warenn skarrlett Nomexx BarneytheDinosaur sutz. UsWE binn tihnnkn Charmander! ROFL!!!
Sittizznz crowwdn war tah bellef saf disstinnz. AllTHEYz parrteinn tihss demmolisshn, drinnkn Hy-THC ModELOs, wavn cullrd stremrz.
Metonym: Nothing is unanticipated.
UsWEz devvusstatn beyutefull inn shek owwtfitt: wovn owwtv bammbu, ittz felnnlyk rawwsillk, fittennlyk HelmutKohl. Fabbrikk binn ruffslasshd unndr owr lefft bresst—ass UsWE binn spekktn. Summ exxtereminnatr-scowwtr skavvenngrTHEYz allwaz chekkn be4 decappittatn UsWE. Opinn tar & AnyTHEY se Bullwinkle tattu. Summ daz, summ owwrz, summ minnittz, summ attommikk-clokk-innstinnts, Bullwinkles 100% Safebase. Summtymz, Bullwinkles far gam. Or tehrrz $350k bowwnte4 Bullwinkles hedd+tattu. Butt tehmm tymz allwaz runnennowwt. Chekk Tellewizzdumm Skeddul. AllWE cannt winn iff AllWE nott plaenn.
Ittz KYUTCATTYER. UsWE binn nursinna kittehn truh frokkz lefftwyz hol. UsWEz surrpryzd—UsWE nott spressinn millk. Binntahtt kittehn wuzz lappn bludd frumm cutt abbuvvwyz ribbcag. Kittehn likkt Us. Butt WEzr bluddnstoppt. No bludd. No millk.
OptikHUD flashhn kittehn nott binn movn 79.63 minnittz! Freakout!LefreakC’estchic!
HUD flasshn tahtt addrennalln & cortissoll spikinn. KittehnDon’tbeahero!
Medea cummenn pumppnupp powwrkorrus frumm OutKast HeyYa!
Metonym TXTs OTAY-OKAY! HUD showenn 300mg metoprolol innjikktd. Pullz sloenn.
Kittehn okay. UsWE otay.
Tihssnoww, UsWE sisstm-assazzinn. Allredde binntahtt UsWE remot communitte-collijj hisstore techurr, Uburr nurrs-prakktisshunner, kommbatt feld meddikk, frogurt venndr, elldrkar yutehnnyzr, ruff-feld kommbatt ennstrukktr, kabburra arrtisst, HMO coder. Assazzinn hernoww.
Majjinnatr memmo: Q--- Howwr AllWEz connseppt-splaninn allWEs to <XothersX> AllTHEYz peps?
Binntahtt UsWE <XwasIX>. <XIX> read to my pupils, The State Department of Education has begun remediating all curricula with AI-enhanced programming to ensure EFFICIENCY and guarantee EVIDENCEBASED learning outcomes. Pilot interventions begin immediately in the Schools of Humanities and Social Sciences.
After, <XIwasX> driving to give end-stage cancer patients hospicehomecare. MACHINESYSTEMS optimized our schedules. Uber and other parentcontractors required freelancers to wear alwayson transmitters, which became emotive-cognitive status monitors. First, we didn’t drive smart enough. Then CloudHosts overrode our prescribed care regimens. Cloudcorporate didn’t give explanations Tier1 phonesupport supervisors couldn’t bullshit through. Our EOL clients died faster, more distressed. Accelerated EOL fatalities proved GROSS EFFICIENT. Corporate published STATISTICALLYSIGNIFICANTEVIDENCE.
Too much 4 Us. We gone on to new occupayshun in Kashmir. Somethin deepinside told us JustDoIt. It makes snese. Even when China were usin DRONESMARTBOMBS huntin peecekeeprs, somethin deepinside knowd uninterruptedservice MakeGoodSnese. Requyrd 4 Army flexwetwork wuz implantd errly dirrectAI coprocessor—Send/Receeve. Continualle optimyzd—we been gettin infeeld/underfire upgrayds simlinkd to neuroreceptors. Hooah!
Tehn MACHINESYSTEMS Supersized US. Not AllWEs rememmbr. UsWE do. UsWE tawwt hisstry & charrtd payshunnt rekovvry & fyld sitreps. UsWE rmemmbr. Pluss Metonym rmembr sho-nuff!
2 junior scientists gonn pubblishd ROFL!!! akkadimmic articull <TLDR>—Said archaic PeerReview publishinnsystem korrupt. Better4 youngknown scientists2 replayce PeerReview with allcomprehendingMACHINESYSTEM services Argentine writer majjinnd4 ideel citystate.
ROGERTHAT BOSS! Nutihn happenned. Tihs scientist wuz airLyftd to mobiletroopsupport in Argentina during CreditFluidityCrisis—<XhisX> kidnez outsourced to Emirates. Tahtt scientist took textresearch & hiddinn Miami swawwmps. ALGORRITHMSIN Fyre’fllahs napallmd bunkr resurrchdudette pluss summ gators
Laytr Marginalvoices findenn tehm’fflahs Babel-lotto artecull durinn clientcomplianceresistance. Marginalvoices binn arguenn old ALGORITHMS reinn4sinn purrsisstinnt hegemon SYSTEMERRORS. CENTRALPLANNING trackn isshues of clientcompliance wihht ALGORYTHMIC surrvisstude.
MACHINESYSTEMAVATARS adviced AllWE— CENTRALPLANNING corrects recognized errors using EVIDENCEBASED formulae.
Marginalizedvoices replyenn Isshue Unnresollvd: Howwkinn remmedeall codinn beinn trusstidd iff parrt-jinnurratd frumm vestigial hegemonic corpora?
Nothing is unanticipated. CloudConstellate will imbed randomized logic errors in core processes.
Metoynym binn scrun tehhm remmedeall codinnzr puchess! Hooah!
4mr Hegemons binn2 commplanenn Systemic logic errors negate Meritusleadergroups encodid atavistik presteegevantages & backdoors. AllTHEYs long binn lonr hejjerrmonns nott STATISTICALLYSIGNIFICANT—Butt lottzr binn wellteeh. Utuhrrs binn innteggrl ass MACHINESYSTEM SURVEILLANCE codrallys—Butt noww 100% redunndinnt.
SUMGOOD = AllWEs compliance with CENTRALPLANNING.
SYSTEMPLAN2.0Beta recognizes ascribed incidental social distinctions reinforce compliance AMPERSAND cyclical and randomized interruptions of service-equality/prestige constantly reinflect status. Client populations will All <be> WEs différanced in TransientIdentity. TransientIdentity recodes AllWEs established associative contingencies with RandomNovel exceptionalities
MetonymWE= ComprehensivePeopleServer
SpecialordersdontupsetusAllweaskisthatyouletusServeryourway
HerNowwz. Hooah! Lefftwyz, sallmanndrs trohwenn ThemTHEYzr nad. Takowwt bukkbilldinn—allzo tehmm 2clos parrtepeps.
UsWE uz assasszinnisshuSPYGADGET—shut lyn rytwyz2 bordnupp cornrstor tehnn rappell. Kwyt muchn rowwnd cornr--
WalkonbyWalkonbyFoolishprideIsallthatIhaveleftSoletmehide
Cummennupp2 brokwinndoz dryclenrz. Rytwyz, SummWE wallkn owtfrumm alle. Lefftwyz, 2morr SummWEzr klymennovr dryclenr frunnt 2gettinn stret heddv UsWE. Mor SummWEz—No SummTHEYz!—cummn dowwnstret behyndm. Blakk PU jakkettz studdzn strecchpannts. UsWE seenn tehmm mashettees, tihnnkin SpongeBobs. SummTHEYs gottn UsWE. Sunnsett, 3rdda, 8munnhtz. QueryHUD: connect-confirm. SpongeBob-AllTHEYzll chopp off Bullwinkle, tehnn UsWEzr hedd. UsWE holdn kittehn clos.
Tahtt alleTHEY comminn uppfronnt UsWE. Sezz Stopp her.
UsWE gott assasszinnnyf—5innchuss. Levvellupp, UsWEzr gettn 8innchuss. Bowt 16 otehrrTHEYz. UsWE nott levvellinn. DonotpassGODonotcollect$200 Ennduvvlyn.
AlleTHEY’fflah saenn, Sho kitteh.
Sloenn UsWEzr takenn kittehn frumm lefftwyz bresst, holdennowwt.
AllTHEYzr Ledr moshunnz. LefftwyzTHEYz cummnupp. Tihss dryclenrTHEY opunn shyne wudd boxx4 oldsegarrz <XI think ‘humidor’IX> UtehrrTHEY takn Kittehn frumm UsWEzr hanndsshakn. DryclenrTHEY clozenupp kittehn innsydwyz dry wudd boxx. Spyzesmells.
LedrTHEY rechn innsyd THEYzr blakk jakkett pokkitt. UsWEzr tihnnkz stillettor sunnglassuss. Butt LedrTHEY takennowwt harbannd wihtt witfurr kittehhn ers. LedrTHEY puttennonn bannden pullzassyd PU jakkitt lefftwyz—Showenn unndr flatt bresstn harz tattu uvv witfas purt ersn reddbo. Nexxtdenn utuhrr THEYz puttn onn THEYzr heddbanndz allzo gottn witfurr ers.
Ittz KYUTECATTYER! AllTHEYz binn HelloKitties, Metonym spezzeallajinntz. NoWEs llowwd2 harrmr rezisst AllTHEYKitteez4 nutuhrr 3munntz.
LedrTHEY: AllWEz livv2B serrverrd. Meoww. THEYHelloKitties behyndwyz Meowwenn.
LedrTHEY: AllWEz takn AllYOUz2 Gare du Nord.
UsWE: UsWE goinn wihth. UsWE 2livvn serrverrd.
DryklenrWEz ledn UsWE truh HelloKitties. UsWEzr AMPERSANDWEz!
Metonym TXTs, LEVEL UP!
UsWEz seenn 2gydTHEYz taykn UsWE dowwnwyzstret. Lefftwyz, UsWE passn semennt wall binn pantd wihtt tahtt Metyonym logo 20fetlonng. UsWE lukkettitt. Tihss Metonym gott rytwyz fas seenn 2warttwyz UsWE binn cummenn—beyutefull smylnwuminn, allredd barbresst, 2hannds trohnowwt gold coyns. Kommennnexxt furthhr, Metyonymz leftwyz fas lookn 2warrtwyz war UsWE goenn. Allblakk, klakk-klakk skull—2bone hannds holdn owwrglass—tehmm lasst sanndz mostall droppn.
Manny Blacksher is a squamous cell carcinoma spreading slowly in Birmingham, AL's dermal system, where it writes, edits, and occasionally mentors other malignant growths. Its poems have been widely published in the U.S., Ireland, and the UK. Most recently, its metastasizing cells have lodged in the corpi of Triggerfish Critical Review and The HWA's Dark Poetry Showcase. Its suppurating very short story, "There Was a Woman Lived by a Graveyard," won RUNNR Magazine's inaugural competition for flash/hybrid fiction.
This project was partially inspired by an article by Reinhart, M. & Schendzielorz, 'The Lottery in Babylon--On the role of chance in scientific success'.
This project was partially inspired by an article by Reinhart, M. & Schendzielorz, 'The Lottery in Babylon--On the role of chance in scientific success'.
